More Krasinski TK

Hi kids. I know I promised you tales of shame, but as it turns out, today I am too depressed to write them. Unable to invoke my usual pithiness, I figure I'd spare you the flat prose that would likely ensue. The shame will come in a few days, have no fear.

Also, when I finally manage to pull my shit together and quit feeling sorry for myself, I will share with you a tale of a woman who slept with someone from "The Office." Or, at least, thought she did. It's all so very Ray Porter-ish. Life imitates art and all that.