Tuesday, February 20, 2007

IM Conversation of the Day

Me: Does there come a point when you stop mailing birthday presents to your mother? i love her, but I just can't think of anything to buy anymore.
Married Male Friend: um, my wife does all of that now. [hides face in shame]
Me: so i have to wait until i marry a lesbian until i can give this up. off to jersey for me.
Me: NOT THAT YOUR WIFE IS A LESBIAN, of course. I just mean, women do that stuff.
Married Male Friend: no, you'll marry a dude and have presents for twice as many people to get.
Me: that settles it. i'll be single forever.


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