Strange New York City Conversation of the Day, No. 237

Friend: So you think I should just sublet my apartment to this lady, or what?
Me: Yeah, she seems like a great candidate. But you should definitely try to clean that blood off your wall first.
Friend: I tried. It won't come off. I even scraped it. Nothing.
Me: Can you just, um, paint over it?
Friend: That's disgusting. White paint? Really?
Me: Well, you could cheat and try toothpaste.
Friend: But I use Aquafresh.
Me: Oh my gosh. Go buy some Colgate, or I can't help you here.