Saturday, March 18, 2006

Coming Soon to a Bedford Stop Near You

So tonight I had some Stilton fritters in the East Village with my friend D., and afterward we were walking down Second Avenue. We spotted a bar called "Urge." How subtle, we thought: "I have the *urge* to get wasted, pick up a stranger, and fuck. Where should we go? URGE!"

Somehow this segued into creating a list of bars that currently do not exist in Williamsburg, but should:

1) Regret
2) Ennui
3) Pose
4) Hangnail
5) Hygiene
6) Trust Fund
7) The Liver Spot
8) Pleather
9) Angst
10) Sclerosis


Blogger SwallowedAlive said...

Night Stand
Knocked Up
Get Down
Let Down
Date Rape
Police Report
Wooden Leg
Great Pictures
Thanks for Nothing

6:31 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I just laughed my ass off.

8:22 PM  

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