Scary Sitemeter Stats

You can do all kinds of freaky crap with Sitemeter (which tracks your blog's hits), like figure out who's reading your site even if all you know about them is the color of their hair and their IP address. One of the funnest things you can do with Sitemeter is see what Google searches lead people to your site. You think when you use Google to search for pictures or information about all your depraved ideas about "candy cane in monkey ass" or "bicycle toe clip penis" that you're totally anonymous. Well, you're not.

With that in mind, I would like to tell my friendly reader in South Africa that "women want to be caned" is an inaccurate statement. We do not want to be caned, no matter how naughty we are. A light love tap? Perhaps. A caning? No thanks. And to the guy in California who's thinking of making a "handmade parachute," I'd advise against it unless you have several years of embroidery work under your belt and are certain you can tie some pretty fool-proof knots.

The weird thing is, tomorrow I'll probably actually get a Google hit for "candy cane in monkey ass." This is only going to get weirder.

Happy caning/skydiving,
Erin