Blisters on My Sisters

According to New York Magazine, Shopsin's is moving from the Village to Carroll Gardens. OH MY! Sooner rather than later, my days will be filled with Slutty Cakes, pan-fried spaghetti, moonpie meatloaf and taco-fried chicken. This is terribly exciting news, and represents enough good karma to make up for all the Dunkin' Donuts and Eckerd outposts spreading like a plague throughout our streets. I can feel my thighs getting bigger already.