Best. Post. Ever.

Todd Levin, who is always hilarious, has really outdone himself with this screed on those scooters for fat people. Please go read it, it's really well done and I nearly fell out ma' chair laughing. Plus, "myocardial infarction" has been my favorite word for the last four years. It gives me cred when I date doctors and I like how it sounds vaguely scatological, when in fact it just means "heart attack."