Thursday, April 06, 2006

Stolen Kisses

Those bitches at the New York Times are RIPPING ME OFF!

Me: "To further avoid embarassing kiss-haps, I propose we STANDARDIZE the New York greeting kiss. One kiss, on the other person's left cheek (or, the kisser leans to the normally dominant right to plant the kiss)."

NYTimes: "Even so, confusion often reigns because there is no set formula for social kissing...In most countries the social kiss begins with the right cheek, probably because most people are right-handed and, according to a German study in 2003, most people tilt their heads to the right when heading for a lip kiss. So it follows that they would lean right for a cheek kiss."

And they didn't even have it in them to make the rest of the article funny. Hrmph.


Anonymous todd said...

man, that really sucks. did i ever tell you that i saw a 'comic' do a bit on the 'prime dating season' just days after my thing on 'the dumping season' ran? i don't know how he did it, but he too managed to make it completely unfunny.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Bill Keller said...

Stealing? What are you talking about? I hardly ever visit this site. Hey, did anyone ever tell you you look like Julianne Moore? You're too beautiful not to smile.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Bill Keller's Wife said...

Bill?!!? Is that you??? What the hell are you doing chatting up this girl on her blog. I knew you were up to no good when I saw you on the computer.

You are going to be in the doghouse big time. I hope this girl likes you, cause you ain't gettin' nothin' from me anytime soon ...

8:55 PM  

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