Stolen Kisses
Those bitches at the New York Times are RIPPING ME OFF!
Me: "To further avoid embarassing kiss-haps, I propose we STANDARDIZE the New York greeting kiss. One kiss, on the other person's left cheek (or, the kisser leans to the normally dominant right to plant the kiss)."
NYTimes: "Even so, confusion often reigns because there is no set formula for social kissing...In most countries the social kiss begins with the right cheek, probably because most people are right-handed and, according to a German study in 2003, most people tilt their heads to the right when heading for a lip kiss. So it follows that they would lean right for a cheek kiss."
And they didn't even have it in them to make the rest of the article funny. Hrmph.
Me: "To further avoid embarassing kiss-haps, I propose we STANDARDIZE the New York greeting kiss. One kiss, on the other person's left cheek (or, the kisser leans to the normally dominant right to plant the kiss)."
NYTimes: "Even so, confusion often reigns because there is no set formula for social kissing...In most countries the social kiss begins with the right cheek, probably because most people are right-handed and, according to a German study in 2003, most people tilt their heads to the right when heading for a lip kiss. So it follows that they would lean right for a cheek kiss."
And they didn't even have it in them to make the rest of the article funny. Hrmph.
posted by Had To Move at 3:01 PM
3 Comments:
man, that really sucks. did i ever tell you that i saw a 'comic' do a bit on the 'prime dating season' just days after my thing on 'the dumping season' ran? i don't know how he did it, but he too managed to make it completely unfunny.
Stealing? What are you talking about? I hardly ever visit this site. Hey, did anyone ever tell you you look like Julianne Moore? You're too beautiful not to smile.
Bill?!!? Is that you??? What the hell are you doing chatting up this girl on her blog. I knew you were up to no good when I saw you on the computer.
You are going to be in the doghouse big time. I hope this girl likes you, cause you ain't gettin' nothin' from me anytime soon ...
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