Somehow, I Don't Think We Just Coined a New Phrase
Conversation:
Me: I swear, I haven't had sex in so long I have blue balls. I'm like a 15-year-old boy at a cheerleading convention.
Friend: with a wicked gleam in his eye: You don't have blue balls, you have a BLUTERUS.
Me: Um, more appropriately, wouldn't I have a Blitoris?
Friend: No. A Blitoris sounds like some kind of dinosaur. You definitely have a bluterus.
Me: A bluterus it is, then. I'd hate to make my ladyflower sound like some sort of carnivorous, toothy monster.
Maybe you had to be there. We thought we were HILARIOUS.
Me: I swear, I haven't had sex in so long I have blue balls. I'm like a 15-year-old boy at a cheerleading convention.
Friend: with a wicked gleam in his eye: You don't have blue balls, you have a BLUTERUS.
Me: Um, more appropriately, wouldn't I have a Blitoris?
Friend: No. A Blitoris sounds like some kind of dinosaur. You definitely have a bluterus.
Me: A bluterus it is, then. I'd hate to make my ladyflower sound like some sort of carnivorous, toothy monster.
Maybe you had to be there. We thought we were HILARIOUS.
posted by Had To Move at 8:55 PM
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