Thursday, October 05, 2006

Somehow, I Don't Think We Just Coined a New Phrase

Conversation:

Me: I swear, I haven't had sex in so long I have blue balls. I'm like a 15-year-old boy at a cheerleading convention.
Friend: with a wicked gleam in his eye: You don't have blue balls, you have a BLUTERUS.
Me: Um, more appropriately, wouldn't I have a Blitoris?
Friend: No. A Blitoris sounds like some kind of dinosaur. You definitely have a bluterus.
Me: A bluterus it is, then. I'd hate to make my ladyflower sound like some sort of carnivorous, toothy monster.

Maybe you had to be there. We thought we were HILARIOUS.

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